Things you probably dont want to know about The Flukes!



Mike snaps a string almost every time he plays-every now and again Dale does a little dance he calls a jingle-Chris cant play his drums with shoes on-Pat once ran naked through a swamp-Mike and dale have been playing together since 8th grade-Pat's mom is really nice-No one can remember when Chris started playing drums-Mike saved all his lunch money in seventh grade to buy his first guitar-Dale once killed a man for looking at him-The band used to play for Dales neighborhood on Halloween-Tom was never in The Flukes-Mike randomly woke up one night and said Sazemscatch-Mike and Pat Love Devo-Mike wrote A Road Most Taken in the car.-One of pats guitars is sold at Walmart-The Flukes used to have free shows at the Bunk House-Dale uses ladies shampoo-Pat never uses shampoo-The Flukes now practice at mikes house-All of the roadies have disappeared-Chris has his own crew-Pat, mike and dale were the firsts to sit in the caff-Mike and pat still need good amps-Pat smashed his epiphone after their set at the bunk house-Sam says Every time the flukes are around every dial is turned all the way up -The guys play every Thursday and every other day they can-Mike and Pat worked on a farm one summer-Chris will take all of dales gum one color at a time-Chris and mike are blood brothers-The flukes played at mikes brothers wedding-Mike now plays a Gibson, pat plays a Telecaster and dale plays a fender P bass-Dale works at subway-Mike, pat, and Chris meet in kindergarten-Dale has is own day-mike is a champion-Pats pretty good at skate boarding-mike and pat love to play wiffle ball-pat now has a Mohawk-mikes dad makes the band do chores when they practice-The flukes love to scare janitors-mike once robed a hobo by accident-Chris had short hair, once-Mike has a guitar named old Blackie because its black-dale is 5 feet 11 inches tall-Pat has 6 pieces of flair-Topher did a crazy dance on stage with while they played-The smell of moth balls will always be home-mike and pat used to use milk crates as mic stands-They soon upgraded to a broom on a fire extinguisher-Dale has yet to earn his other boot-mike sticks guitar strings though his ear-pat eats dirt-When the flukes play live they choreograph each jump and rocking out motion ahead of time, they also make sure there is a jumping block (just kidding)-Chris almost had to use paint brush handles as sticks to record-dales house is 5 minutes walking distance from the studio-mikes guitar strap is made from 2 straps-Wet willies, wedgies, and Indian leg wresting is a common thing-Mikes sister takes pictures for the band-The sazemscatch is almost done-The band hopefully have a show this month at the Drop Zone-Dale and mike both have a wireless-Pat is over his phobia of toads-the flukes were established June 8 2002 in Chris basement-The flukes were almost called the Jerks but there was already a band with that name.